Girls...the ultimate enemy

So, I'm not the type of girl...I guess I'm technically a women, even though I feel like the term woman means someone going through menopause, but that's a completely different story for a completely different blog.  Anywho, back to the subject, I am not the type of "woman" who typically interacts with other "women" by choice.  The reasons for this practice is mostly because of cat fights, back stabbings, lashing tongues, pulled hair, black eyes...you know, the type of stuff one tries to avoid especially when they are 27.   Being that I am so far away from home I'm not around the constant care or in the daily lives of my two bff's BK and Sarah who much like me hate the chick drama.  I have become very lonely and sad lately and decided that I should reignite a friendship that ended in disaster and thought it would be okay to give someone another chance.  Turns out tonight I figured out all of the reasons this girl friendship and others have been nothing but poison waiting to kill me.  Today is Valentines Day, and although I have somewhat of a "Valentine" per-say I don't really have a valentine.  It's complicated.  Lets leave it at that.  Instead of enjoying a night out with the girls like I had thought I would, I ended up getting crucified by this friend for something I didn't even do.  Being that I am out of high school I thought claiming guys (something I was very guilty of doing in high school and part of college) was something you grew out of.  Why not?  I did.  I figured everyone else would have done so as well.  WRONG! Last night the "girls" went out...and there was a guy that I talked to.  Little did I know that someone had "called" him.  I saw them hanging out later that night and figured, good for them I hope she's happy blah blah blah. No ill will or hate or anger or curses went through my mind, unlike right now.  Turns out this guy starts talking to me again and I tell him he needs to go hang out with my buddy cause she likes him blah blah blah, waste of my breath.  Obviously nothing happens.  I send him on his marry little way thinking all is well and that I did a valiant thing for my friend.  Low and behold today, valentines day, when I meet up with the same crew before we hit the movies, this "friend" of mine has already started bloodying up the waters of what a terrible friend I am.  She then proceeds to tell my friend (one chair length away from me, well within my hearing ability) that we are "friends, but we are not friends ANYMORE!" and how could I possibly have done that to her.  I was totally disrespectful blah blah blah.  Here's my issue...WTF!!! I told the guy to hang with her...how is that disrespectful?  What did she want me to do? Take him home? I would think THAT would be worthy of all the hell I was getting tonight.  I took the beatings and low blows and bashing for a good 6 hours.  Then...I flipped out like no one has ever seen.  And now, I sit here, at my house, alone, on Valentines day writing a blog about how terrible women are.  Honestly I'm amazed at the fact that Valentines Day even lasted one season.  I mean if you put it in perspective, how does one vicious women keep a man for more than a day.  I lasted  6 hours with the nagging, complaining, bad talking etc...  No wonder we are single.  No wonder guys are terrified of marrying us!  No wonder, especially if they have looked at their mothers or sisters or friends that are girls that they are even attracted to us.  Some aren't and I think it's totally our fault!  WE ARE ALL CRAZY!! God bless the married men, boyfriends, and others who either find some redeeming quality in our kind.  It's either that or they are afraid of being torn to pieces.  Hell, I'm even afraid of us, I'm especially afraid of myself after flipping out tonight.  The statistics say that men typically die before women.  This may be, because they are constantly sleeping with one eye open and walking on egg shells.  I would imagine this would cause blood pressure to skyrocket and increase ones chances of having a heart attack.  Fellas...God bless you!! Everyone!